Sexualities (with pizza!)Straight person: I like plain pizza!
Gay person (male or female): I like pepperoni pizza!
Bisexual: I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
Pansexual: I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
Asexual: I don't like pizza.
Aromantic: I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
Demisexual: I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
Homophobe: What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
Homophobe: And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
Homophobe: WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.
Ppl rly be like “oppa said he likes sweet pure girls!” Oppa likes titties and ass And some of them like dick honey he fuckin lied on camera bc his mama was watchin And didn’t want her to know he keeps lube in his bedside table